Rotakak must've been tripping 'double rainbows' if he's just telling us to 'deal with it' when it comes to all 'over nyan-thousand' memes on the interwebs. I guess the 'rent is too damn high' for him to put up with this crap 'forever alone'. I don't know who must've 'dun goofd' hard enough to cause these 'first world problems' to get to Rota, but it must've been a 'ridiculously photogenic guy'. Well, 'call me maybe' if Rota stops being a 'grumpy cat' about 'gangnam style' and all that jazz. Maybe it's just a case of an 'overly attached girlfriend' that's getting him down, in which case he should help her understand how to deal with 'shit people say'.
But even then, he doesn't need to 'do a barrel roll' just because a few people 'took an arrow to the knee' over 'scumbag steve', 'me gusta!' It seems to me that he's suddenly turning into a 'slenderman' over the little things, 'ermagherd'.